marmalarma (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} marmalarma) wrote,@ 2006-04-18 21:58:00 |
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spring break part 1
ok for spring break i went to hawaii to play in a magic tourney and get a beach house with some of my friends from around the world. as for the tourney i won 40k or so, so it was a pretty nice spring break. as for the hanging out. i got in on a wednesday and made davey G, joseB, jeggles and sam go out to the bar with me. we went to the biggest shithole in hawaii because it was close to our place and started pounding them back. we were the only ones in the bar under 40. this night didnt seem to be going so well so i decided to tip the scales in my favor, i started ordering everyone doubles. since we had been tipping the bartender fairly well rather than make us doubles he filled up a rocks glass (about 4 in high) with ice and rum and them added about 1cm of coke to the mixture. the glass was still clear there was so much rum in those glasses. so anyways needless to say i got herbified. i got into an arguement with sam about how we beat the crap out of them in 1776 (hes english) and how we bailed them out of WWII. sam came back with the counter arguement that 1776 didnt exist time went from 1775 to 1777 and that england was going to win the WWII without our help. england, the country who could only defend itself because the whole of europe was conquered and attacking it, that country was going to win the war....right sam. then i proceeded to hit on a 50 yr old woman, now at first i had meant to just get in with her so i could hit on her daughter, but i soon forgot about that and just kept on hitting on her. now we all know there are those older women out there who are still hot, everyone has that friends mom they would love to stick it to, this however was not one of those moms. this lady was hideous. i was full blown herbified and knew that she was ugly, she was that ugly. did i let that stop me, no. i kept on hitting on her. well until i just lost steam and sat at her table not saying a word with my head down just swaying in my chair. it is at this point that davey G found me and we all left the bar. at some point leading up until now jeggles had started kicking me. this angered me. so when we got into the car we start wrestling with each other. right around now joseB spins the car in a 180 while driving on a main road. daveyG begs to be let out of the car willing to walk the last mile rather than ride with joseB. joseB just kept driving like nothing happened while daveyG kept yelling like something did indeed happen. me and jeggles kept wrestling like nothing happened and sam didnt care if anything happened. so we get back to the beach house and jelger and i continue wrestling. it is at this point that our friend Gabe has every single last material posession he brought with him carefully set out on the table to sort out. jeggles and i proceed to wrestle with each other and fall into this table knocking everything over. then i get him in a submission headlock. i pass out shortly thereafter. today was a good day.
ok for spring break i went to hawaii to play in a magic tourney and get a beach house with some of my friends from around the world. as for the tourney i won 40k or so, so it was a pretty nice spring break. as for the hanging out. i got in on a wednesday and made davey G, joseB, jeggles and sam go out to the bar with me. we went to the biggest shithole in hawaii because it was close to our place and started pounding them back. we were the only ones in the bar under 40. this night didnt seem to be going so well so i decided to tip the scales in my favor, i started ordering everyone doubles. since we had been tipping the bartender fairly well rather than make us doubles he filled up a rocks glass (about 4 in high) with ice and rum and them added about 1cm of coke to the mixture. the glass was still clear there was so much rum in those glasses. so anyways needless to say i got herbified. i got into an arguement with sam about how we beat the crap out of them in 1776 (hes english) and how we bailed them out of WWII. sam came back with the counter arguement that 1776 didnt exist time went from 1775 to 1777 and that england was going to win the WWII without our help. england, the country who could only defend itself because the whole of europe was conquered and attacking it, that country was going to win the war....right sam. then i proceeded to hit on a 50 yr old woman, now at first i had meant to just get in with her so i could hit on her daughter, but i soon forgot about that and just kept on hitting on her. now we all know there are those older women out there who are still hot, everyone has that friends mom they would love to stick it to, this however was not one of those moms. this lady was hideous. i was full blown herbified and knew that she was ugly, she was that ugly. did i let that stop me, no. i kept on hitting on her. well until i just lost steam and sat at her table not saying a word with my head down just swaying in my chair. it is at this point that davey G found me and we all left the bar. at some point leading up until now jeggles had started kicking me. this angered me. so when we got into the car we start wrestling with each other. right around now joseB spins the car in a 180 while driving on a main road. daveyG begs to be let out of the car willing to walk the last mile rather than ride with joseB. joseB just kept driving like nothing happened while daveyG kept yelling like something did indeed happen. me and jeggles kept wrestling like nothing happened and sam didnt care if anything happened. so we get back to the beach house and jelger and i continue wrestling. it is at this point that our friend Gabe has every single last material posession he brought with him carefully set out on the table to sort out. jeggles and i proceed to wrestle with each other and fall into this table knocking everything over. then i get him in a submission headlock. i pass out shortly thereafter. today was a good day.
