marmalarma (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} marmalarma) wrote,@ 2006-04-18 23:40:00 |
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why lord why???
This takes place at the beginning of spring semester 06. I had picked up a friend of a friend at the bar and was sorta talking to her. The time came for me to take her out, you know somewhere other than the bar...I don't get why the bar wasn't good enough for her. But anyways I managed to get tickets to the MSU v. IND game through a website. We went to the game, I did my best to not blow up at every missed shot and poor call, and when I say my best I mean screaming at the top of my lungs so even the 60 yr old guy who was a fan of 40 years looked at me funny. Anyways I end up taking her home and she has homework to do or an early class or something, or it may just have been that it was a wednesday but she didn't want to go out. Ah well it was a good time I guess I should just call it a night. Ok now if you have read any of my stories or know me and believed that please kick your own ass, I never call it a night. Instead I met some friends at the bar, in fact my friend Kyle was in from out of town. That also meant that he was in town with about 10 hot ass girls. He introduced me to these girls and one in paticular, a hot little blonde, he told about how I was on the price is right. (sidenote thank you kyle). So we start chatting it up and immediately I realize that this girl is too hot for me and out of my league. So I just gave up and got drunk with my boys. Actually no that is what a lesser man with no balls would do. I instead decided to level the playing field by taking her to the bar and assualting her with a nonstop barrage of shots. Pretty soon I was sounding like casanova and she was eating it up. It is right around now when she bends over at the bar to order a drink. While doing this she kinda "bumps" her ass into me. I respond to "bumping" her back. Seeing she had no complaints to this I kept going. One thing led to another and next thing I know the bartenders have told my table to look at me and pretty soon every bartender, waittress, and friend I have at the bar are laughing at me. What are they laughing at you ask? Well I was blatantly humping this girl at the bar......for 30 minutes.....with my eyes closed......and she was loving it. How do things like this happen to me, alcohol my friends alcohol. So the night dies down and I end up bringing her home. We lay down on my bean bag and pop in a movie. And then you know....it happened. I don't think I need to really get into it, it is quite obvious what it is at this point. Ok fine fuck it i'll just come right out and say it. I passed out. I was next to a gorgeous girl who came home with me after I had humped her for 30 minutes and I...PASSED....OUT! Don't worry though it gets better, or worse depending on how you look at it. My friends were there and she wanted it so bad she hung out with them waiting for me to wake up. So they are kicking me and punching me to try and wake me up. At one point she gets up and goes to my bathroom and they finally wake me up to go in there and hit it. So I finally come to my senses and follow her into my room and take care of business. Oh yeah I passed out again. I walked the fine line between getting a girl drunk enough to come home with you and getting to drunk to do anything and I fell.
This takes place at the beginning of spring semester 06. I had picked up a friend of a friend at the bar and was sorta talking to her. The time came for me to take her out, you know somewhere other than the bar...I don't get why the bar wasn't good enough for her. But anyways I managed to get tickets to the MSU v. IND game through a website. We went to the game, I did my best to not blow up at every missed shot and poor call, and when I say my best I mean screaming at the top of my lungs so even the 60 yr old guy who was a fan of 40 years looked at me funny. Anyways I end up taking her home and she has homework to do or an early class or something, or it may just have been that it was a wednesday but she didn't want to go out. Ah well it was a good time I guess I should just call it a night. Ok now if you have read any of my stories or know me and believed that please kick your own ass, I never call it a night. Instead I met some friends at the bar, in fact my friend Kyle was in from out of town. That also meant that he was in town with about 10 hot ass girls. He introduced me to these girls and one in paticular, a hot little blonde, he told about how I was on the price is right. (sidenote thank you kyle). So we start chatting it up and immediately I realize that this girl is too hot for me and out of my league. So I just gave up and got drunk with my boys. Actually no that is what a lesser man with no balls would do. I instead decided to level the playing field by taking her to the bar and assualting her with a nonstop barrage of shots. Pretty soon I was sounding like casanova and she was eating it up. It is right around now when she bends over at the bar to order a drink. While doing this she kinda "bumps" her ass into me. I respond to "bumping" her back. Seeing she had no complaints to this I kept going. One thing led to another and next thing I know the bartenders have told my table to look at me and pretty soon every bartender, waittress, and friend I have at the bar are laughing at me. What are they laughing at you ask? Well I was blatantly humping this girl at the bar......for 30 minutes.....with my eyes closed......and she was loving it. How do things like this happen to me, alcohol my friends alcohol. So the night dies down and I end up bringing her home. We lay down on my bean bag and pop in a movie. And then you know....it happened. I don't think I need to really get into it, it is quite obvious what it is at this point. Ok fine fuck it i'll just come right out and say it. I passed out. I was next to a gorgeous girl who came home with me after I had humped her for 30 minutes and I...PASSED....OUT! Don't worry though it gets better, or worse depending on how you look at it. My friends were there and she wanted it so bad she hung out with them waiting for me to wake up. So they are kicking me and punching me to try and wake me up. At one point she gets up and goes to my bathroom and they finally wake me up to go in there and hit it. So I finally come to my senses and follow her into my room and take care of business. Oh yeah I passed out again. I walked the fine line between getting a girl drunk enough to come home with you and getting to drunk to do anything and I fell.
