marmalarma (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} marmalarma) wrote,@ 2006-01-29 23:38:00 |
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herby gets herbified and gets into a dance off
So this past saturday everyone is coming to visit to go to the frat party at the betas. Bartell comes up with some friends and tony G comes out. We end up hitting up lou and harrys for a little predrinking. Nothing too crazy. We leave around 11 to head over to betas after making a quick stop at the liquor store. we pick up a few fifths and carry on in the cab. during the ride i am working on breaking up tonyG and his woman by promising her trips to exotic locations. Obviously she saw right through my clever ploy. We arrive at betas and start going cruising for some girls. Bartel pulls out the price is right line (a whole other story) and we start talking to some chicks. None of them are that hot but one his nice cans so i proceed to ask her if they are built for speed or comfort, she is less than amused. Whatever shes not hot enough for me to apologize for making an ass out of myself. We all agree that the party is lame and want to head over to PSI U where my friend Erik's frat is having a party. We for some reason at this point think that a. not only can we hail down a car driving on grand river to drive us to the party but b. that said car can hold all 5 of us. Luckily the girl we were with was in a sorority and makes some chick come and drive us to the party. We arrive at the frat and i immediately proceed to request the song Grillz by Nelly every 5 minutes or so. I start dancing with some girl but as all of my friends dissapear i am lacking the proper wingman and her friend basically just stands there while we dance. I obviously try to run the dance in the middle with both of them but she wasnt having it. Eventually they go to the bathroom and i take this as them not being into it and wander off annoyed. I find my friends by the door but again they leave me. I look into the street and see the same sorority girl that drove us here. I hop in shotgun and tell her to give me a ride, bartel's friends hop in with some broad, bartel is long gone at this point, and we get the hell outta there. The driver is pissed at driving a bunch of drunk asses around so she refuses to drive me to another party. I then just have her stop the car on grand river exit and start running towards the party. As i am running i pass by some girls sitting on their porch and they yell at me asking why im running, i reply with "u gotta burn off them carbs" and continue sprinting only to hit a muddy patch and bite it right in front of said broads. I get up and continue running, because hey the faster i get there the faster i can drink and strike out with sluts. I am now sitting at this party when i see pete dancing with some girls and i just sit there thinking i can dance better than this mother fucker (i indeed cant). So i challenge him to a dance off. By now i am about 20 drinks in and long since herbified so my coordination is less then stellar that doubled with the fact that i am white and drunk did not increase my dancing skills. At one point pete pulls out the worm and i just look at him and go what the fuck am i supposed to do to that and storm off in defeat. The night wraps itself up and i pass out shortly after.
So this past saturday everyone is coming to visit to go to the frat party at the betas. Bartell comes up with some friends and tony G comes out. We end up hitting up lou and harrys for a little predrinking. Nothing too crazy. We leave around 11 to head over to betas after making a quick stop at the liquor store. we pick up a few fifths and carry on in the cab. during the ride i am working on breaking up tonyG and his woman by promising her trips to exotic locations. Obviously she saw right through my clever ploy. We arrive at betas and start going cruising for some girls. Bartel pulls out the price is right line (a whole other story) and we start talking to some chicks. None of them are that hot but one his nice cans so i proceed to ask her if they are built for speed or comfort, she is less than amused. Whatever shes not hot enough for me to apologize for making an ass out of myself. We all agree that the party is lame and want to head over to PSI U where my friend Erik's frat is having a party. We for some reason at this point think that a. not only can we hail down a car driving on grand river to drive us to the party but b. that said car can hold all 5 of us. Luckily the girl we were with was in a sorority and makes some chick come and drive us to the party. We arrive at the frat and i immediately proceed to request the song Grillz by Nelly every 5 minutes or so. I start dancing with some girl but as all of my friends dissapear i am lacking the proper wingman and her friend basically just stands there while we dance. I obviously try to run the dance in the middle with both of them but she wasnt having it. Eventually they go to the bathroom and i take this as them not being into it and wander off annoyed. I find my friends by the door but again they leave me. I look into the street and see the same sorority girl that drove us here. I hop in shotgun and tell her to give me a ride, bartel's friends hop in with some broad, bartel is long gone at this point, and we get the hell outta there. The driver is pissed at driving a bunch of drunk asses around so she refuses to drive me to another party. I then just have her stop the car on grand river exit and start running towards the party. As i am running i pass by some girls sitting on their porch and they yell at me asking why im running, i reply with "u gotta burn off them carbs" and continue sprinting only to hit a muddy patch and bite it right in front of said broads. I get up and continue running, because hey the faster i get there the faster i can drink and strike out with sluts. I am now sitting at this party when i see pete dancing with some girls and i just sit there thinking i can dance better than this mother fucker (i indeed cant). So i challenge him to a dance off. By now i am about 20 drinks in and long since herbified so my coordination is less then stellar that doubled with the fact that i am white and drunk did not increase my dancing skills. At one point pete pulls out the worm and i just look at him and go what the fuck am i supposed to do to that and storm off in defeat. The night wraps itself up and i pass out shortly after.
